1911 Call: "Help I've Overdosed On Philosophy!"1:25
2Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life1:55
3I Am A Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run A Train On Me1:11
4Stop Calling Us Screamo1:17
5You Don’t Understand The Liquor Is Calling The Shots Now Randy BoBandy1:05
6You Can't Get Goose Justice In Fox Court, Just Spit On The Judge1:32
7Atrocities From A Story Book Perspective1:26
8An Introduction For People Who Hate Introductions1:02
9Jimmy Buffett Doesn’t Even Surf1:09
10Soap Opera Stardom Is A Single Tear Drop Away1:22
11Pep Talk From A Nihilist1:28
12Fashion Statements Of The Socially Aware1:40
13Absolutely Absolute Absolution1:42
