Tracklist · 13 to preview
1An Apple A Day, You'll Die Anyway 2Can I Be Aborted Even Though I'm 29? 3Eating Holograms Of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry 4I Saw Something That Reminded Me Of You, Then I Flushed 5Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing 6Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby 7Staring Into The Jaws Of Capitalism And Saying Yes Daddy Please 8Weddings Are Funerals With Cake 10Cover Me With Spiders And Gasoline, I'm In! 11You Must Be Depresion, Because You Make Me Want To Kill Myself 12If The Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs? 13King Douche On His Throne Of Loneliness 
