Side A
A1Welcome To My Money Wasting Phone-line
A2I Love Space And Puppets
A3Please, Please, Please, Please...
A4P + B Reprise
A5Total Waste Of Money With L.F
A6Loch Ness Monster
A7Some Of Them Fantastic Fan Messages
A8Space-Rocket Dustbin To The Moon
Side B
B1Tales Of Mystery And UFO's
B2Another P + B Reprise
B3Carry On Money-Wasting
B4Leave Your Message After The Bleep
B5More Fantastic Fan Messages
B6Footballing Deluge Of Mail
B7Morning, Noon And Some Enchanted Evening
B8Scared By Cardboard (After 6 O'Clock)
