Side A
A1Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love)3:07
A2Stewardess—"Upright Position"0:11
A3Candid Phone—"The Reverend"2:50
A4Auto Alert0:05
A5John Revolting1:35
A6Operator—"Touch Tones"0:15
A7Listener Survey1:07
A8Candid Phone—"Red Porsche"4:38
Side B
B1Hurt Me Baby—Make Me Write Bad Checks2:21
B2He/She0:30
B3Talking Cars0:57
B4Candid Phone—"7-11"4:45
B5Jane Fondle0:35
B6Operator—"#Change"0:32
B7Drive-Thru Window1:05
B8Bo Derek0:11
B9Talent Agent—"Bernie Shelley"4:25
B10Attack Of The Fly0:35
B11Stewardess—"Clothes To The Rightful Owner"0:12
