Side A
A1A (Dog Found A Stick In A Park With Such Magical Powers That A Bark Caused A Marvelous Pie To Drop Out Of The Sky And The Doggy Would Grin Like A Shark)3:25
A2Ariadne Metal Cream Pie3:43
A3The Postman's Dry2:09
A4The Cake Of Convention3:26
A5Programme Controller Flowers1:52
A6I Don't Have A Horse2:53
A7Poodle Haddock: Part One0:31
A8Poodle Haddock: Part Two1:59
Side B
B1Conversation Gap Panic2:32
B2Buzzing Unobtrusively2:12
B3The Amphibious Nun0:51
B4Love You More1:54
B5Janice3:10
B6Into The Valley Of Death Rode The Six Hundred Shouting "Dig It"1:12
B7Don't Eat Aluminium7:14
B8To Hell With It, Let Her Keep The Chicken (The Postman's Dryer)2:09