Side A
A1Coloratura Aria: "Canto Dolciamente Pipo" From The Opera "La Cantatrice Squelante"
A2British - Pure But Dull: "I Love The Spring"
A3Russian Folk Song: "Da, Nyet, Da, Nyet"
A4For Loud Singers With No Brains: "Ah, Lover!" From The Operetta "The Prince Of Philadelphia"
Side B
B1For Singers With Tremendous Artistry But No Voice: "Schlumph; Je N'ai Pas La Plume De Ma Tante"
B2Contemporary Music For Tone-Deaf Singers: "My Heart Is Red"
B3For The Untrained Singer: "I Gave My Love A Cherry"
B4For The Dramatic Soprano: "Schreechenrauf"
Side C
C1The Ring Of The Nibelungs (An Analysis)
Side D
D1Introduction To The Concert (By The Women's Club President)
D2How To Write Your Own Gilbert And Sullivan Opera