1Luckily I Was Allowed To Get Dressed When I Left The House.1:04
2I Am Made To Greet Each Guest With A Limp-Wristed Handshake1:49
3Only Carla5:03
4She Is Pretty Strange, The Way She Dresses, That Punky Hair. God Knows What She Gets Up To.0:13
5Jack The Dammed2:25
6Since I Am On A Strict 500 Calorie A Day Diet With Extensive Exercise And No Alcohol, I Have The Shape Of A Petite Little Woman, And My Wife Has Paid For Breast Implants And Facial Surgery To Make Me More Acceptable.3:45
7Duck Shall Not Have The Audacity To Request Release Himself. Duck Shall Not Gripe Or Complain About The Duration Of His Confinement, The Length Of Which Will Be Solely Determined By Mistress.1:01
8He Might Be Able To Earn A Meal Of Slop If He Does Dangerous Work (For Instance: Crash Test Dummy). Thunderskins0:51
9To Compensate, While The Average Lifespan Of A Male Will Be About 70 Years, Medical Advancements Will Make The Average Lifespan Of A Woman To Be About 750 Years.1:02
10When Thanksgiving Approaches, I'm Usually In My Third Week Without Release.2:27
11My Breasts Were Pierced, So Red Ball Ornaments Were Placed Through Each Nipple. Additionally, Each Ear Was Pierced, So A Red Ball Ornament Was Placed In Each Earring Hole. My Nipples Were Protruding Through A Hole For Each In The Silk Red Top Of The Ensemble. It Had Red And Green Fur Around It, And I Was Tied From Head To Toe With Beautiful Tinsel Garland. Bows Were Placed All Over My Body, And A Giant Bow Was Placed In My Femininely Prepared Hair. Of Course, I Had Bright Christmas-Type Make-Up On And The Bright Red Ball Gag Ornament In My Mouth. And Don’t Forget The Jingle Bells, Which Were Sewed All Over My Outfit. This Was A Sort Of Security System To Keep Me Still And In Position. Don’t Forget The Lights Either, Which Were Very, Very Hot Against My Skin – She Used Outdoor Lights, Which Were Sheer Torture.8:36
12Thunderskins London Dungeon X 51:11
13The Grad Student Turned Her Eyes Toward The Closet Where She Had Made Him Hide. Thunderskins5:33
14Drugs. Alan, I Don't Believe It But Somebody Saw Her Shooting Up In The Restroom.1:07
15Only Tease5:02
16Tennis Has Always Been My Life Since I Was A Small Boy In Mexico City. My Father Was The Head Gardener At An Estate Owned By A Very Important Man And He Used To Take Me With Him So I Could Hit The Balls On The Court.0:21
17Wild Spectrum3:09
18Credits2:56
