·Side A: The Unkindest Cuts Of All
Side A
A1The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (HCH Theme Instrumental, Original Version)2:59
A2Private Dick On The Prowl1:29
A3Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow1:30
A4Voted Most Likely To Suck Seed2:19
A5Sex Minutes To Death2:28
A6Hollywood And Bust2:17
A7Honkytonk Hooker Blues2:52
A8Chainsaw Out Of Gas0:40
A9Ritual In Oil And Chainsaws3:11
·Side B: Additional Bits And Pieces
Side B
B10Charming And Disarming (A Spanking New Instrumental Version Of The Theme, A.K.A., "The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face")4:20
B11The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face (A Lovely Romantic Ballad Version Of The Theme In A "Vocal"/Verbal Version)4:36
B12I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered (An Overture Of Various Delightful Thematic Material Religiously Inspired By The Score Of H.C.H.)8:35
B13By Hooker By Crook (A.K.A. "Honkytonk Hooker Blues")2:49
