Side A
A1How To Become A Virgin
A2The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office
A3Kill Roger Hedgecock
A4Straight From The Horse's Mouth
A5Moth-Eaten Deer Head
A6Priest With The Sexually-Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
A7Cattle Mutilation
A8Perils Of Believing In Round Squares
Side B
B9Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
B10Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees
B11Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles An Hour
B12Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed
B13Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
B14Wet Nurse Syndrome (Hand Me Down Display Case)
B15Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe
B16Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
